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Mess Up and Die is an absurd game of Simon says. Sometimes there are no right or wrong answers: there is only the random absurdity that comes with internet culture at the edge of the 21st century. Mess Up and Die is a quiz and puzzle-stye game that will test your reflexes, your ability to follow instructions, and your nerves as you navigate an endless barrage of random question and directions which would drive any sane man mad. You have to pay close attention to every word and think fast about what they mean. This game is obsessed with tricking you and like the name say 'Mess Up and Die.' There are no power-ups, there are no upgrades, you can't save your progress and you don't have any extra lives. If you mess up you will die. Period, full stop. The end.
So, much like in real life, the trick of this game is to not die. That is it. Read the instructions, interpret them as you may and then respond to them the best you can. And remember, even after you die the game will offer you a simple challenge in the afterlife just to get back to the main screen again. It's tyrannical! Show this game what you got and push back against the dying of the light.
Use your mouse or finger to click or tap on the screen when and how the game directs you to. Pay close attention to the instructions and don't mess up or you will die.